Andrzej Sightings: MITN Virtual Ride '97

Start planning now....the MITN-HR is coming!!!! Dana and I should have forgotten this party by then and will have another one...the Meet In The North - Hallowe'en Ride...bikes 'n costumes! YeeeHaaa.....pencil it in to your calendars!

As the song goes..."Wasn't that a party!!!!"....how do I begin to describe the bedlam? How about some pictures and quotes from "satisifed" customers?

"I wanna go for a swim" - Inch (it was -20 with heaps of ice on the lake...he settled for a roll in the snow....no doubt to cool off in the presence of Vo and Red!).

"I'm glad I'm not a guy or they'ld be gone for sure!" -Magoo (after being crotch-butted by Ruger...really....it was Ruger...that's my story and I'm sticking to it!).

"I sighted the Andrzej...and I'm still not blind." - Godly Immodly (guess we didn't pay him enough since he brought BOTH threatened tapes and played 'em too....how that guy hung that clothes iron off that part of his anatomy, I'll never know....but I did notice Inchman staring at that scene intently....next he'll be calling himself the Inch-and-a-Half man!).

"Netscape Error 404: Inch not found" (Hmm....maybe it'll be more like the Half-Inch guy...truth in advertising and all that!).

"I really wanna take Pepper home....<drool...slather...>" - The Immodly (had to protect my poor huskies virtue...guess he liked her cause she's almost as shaggy as he is!)

"Damn....I got busted up and can't make it" - Redbeard Inuranus (we figured out that he couldn't convince Connie to stay home and got wind of the plan to make him ride the two wheeled snow blower up here so went out and lay down on a busy street so someone would run him over and thus provide an excuse not to attend. Very fishy since he was well enough to party with the BMFers instead....or maybe it was the big icicle that Magoo was gonna use on Inuranus....who knows?)

"We'll post real-time updates on the web" -QuarterInch (but he forgot the interface cables.....)

"I'm Roadkill" - Red (kind of makes your mouth water when you drive by some, now doesn't it!)

"And I'm a Roadkill Rider" - Immodly (trying to get lucky I suppose....wonder if he offered to up her Digest message quota too?)

"Am I crazy" - Red (finding out that it was gonna be -20C that night...and the answer is: Yes! But we're glad you braved the weather!).

"Can you mail my clothes back to me please" - Red again (what can I say? Good party!!!!)

"Can I...huh...huh....puleeeeeease! CannI?" - Danamania (wanting to go hustling downtown with Vo and Magoo....don't think I'll be able to show my face downtown for a while after their escapade...made the 11 o'clock news I believe....)

"Vo gave me the rose....REALLY!" - Danamania (hmmm.....one might think I was gullible).

"You should be up already!!!!!" - FXRSJoan (who phoned at 9am and figured that we should worship the crack of dawn (was gonna but Dawn twern't there!) ...not realizing we already had seen the light at 4:30am when the diehards finally dropped!)

"I'm gonna throw up!!!!!" - Sandy (as she dashed for the washroom....nope...not too much booze....just the sight of one of Immodly's videos)

"I've never done that before" - Red (hmmm...and we thought that with two daughters.....she surely would not have been a virgin still...but Inchman fixed that pronto....and now she can proudly say she did the Time Warp with the best of them)

"Come up to the lab...." - Inchman (whispering in Immodly's ear with a lavicious grin after failing to make headway with Vo or Red!)

"It wasn't my head down below the water in that hot tub" - Vo (methinks she doth protest too much)

"Duh....can I borrow a pound of aspirin" - Magoo (who decided to take the "Best hangover" crown away from the Danamania).

"Gawd...that's a BIG ONE!" - HDKen and Bob (upon sighting Andziggies equipment.....I sure hope they meant my computer monitor...)

"Is that what you call a 10-point buck?" - Vo (sure thing little girl....step into my office....it's OK...really....Dana won't mind.....yup....I wrestled that reindeer to the ground with ma bare hands...)

"Hadda work, man!" - El Gato via the 'net (yeah...sure....we heard about that cute, young, Mehican chickie that you met up with the day before!)

At least someone rode to the party...	Vo & Dana looking at dirty pictures
-20 C for the MITN-VR	Inch falls in love with the Law!
Magoo & Red	Sandy, Bob, HDKen and Jackie
First bath this year...	And that's snow on yer chest? Sure, we believe ya, Inch!
HDKen...the Wild Partier!	Bob gettin' high on Sandy's socks...
Rugie watches the popular channel...	Doin' the Time Warp!
Inch ends up sleeping with the dogs..	Sucking up to the Immodly!

Well....you get the idea I think. Many thanks to all for making it such a great party (and for not trashing the place too badly....I think we've gotten the Mazola Oil out of all the nooks and crannies of the leather couch and found all the frilly undies hanging in the lampshades). What a great bunch of people! I have to say it again....everyone I have ever met that hangs here (and that's quite a few), are all good people! Dana and I had a super time. Hope that you are up and riding soon Redbeard my friend...you were sorely missed! I must also thank all the cigar-loving netscum for refraining from attending....I had restocked the humidor with some Cohibas, Partagas, Hoyo (all Cuban) along with some Fuente Churchills and such and no-one at the bash wanted a stick! Guess I'll just have to smoke 'em all myself! <life is hard some days!>

Thanks for making the MITN-VR such a great success! We'll look forward to seeing you all on the road (once we get this white stuff done with) and for sure at MITM in June!

+++ [lies, i tell ya, all lies. guess you have to die now.
+++ my riding club is 'Roadkill Riders'. and i guess i'm glad only
+++ still cameras were there and not camcorders. no-one will really believe
+++ i was on all-fours, wearing a red union-suit and inchworm was
+++ humping me. dont think he 'got in', my buttcheeks are 1.25 inches deep.
+++ -immod]

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Meet In The North - Virtual Ride '97